Round three of the excruciating ladybits lasering done.

*weeps*

Me: You know, the whole time I'm away from here, I think it's really not that bad. And then I get back here and HOLY JESUS FUCK KNIVES OF FIRE. GET THEE BACK FROM MY UNMENTIONABLES, DEVIL LADY.
Technician: *sadface* I know. I'm like every screwed-up ex you just can't stop ( Read more... )

Despite being massively vaginablocked on Saturday night, there were many lime and sodas consumed and much dancing had. This is a Big Thing for me because as the kids at work tell me... "Miss, you dance like a white woman, nyorn ( Read more... )

During post-work drinkies tonight, the conversation turned to the restraint training we've all completed this year ( Read more... )

Circa 2008.

Oh, Jason. Just...no.

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My contact embarrassment, let me show you it.

So, I haven't been around much. Bunch of overtime at work, because I'm headed back to Adelaide for ten days in a couple of weeks and I am a money-grabbing capitalist swine. And I've been on nightshift. Which is the bastion of Satan.

Although it does bring occasional hilarity in the form of sombre notes slid under cell doors:

Dear miss can ( Read more... )

This morning it's warm. Egads, folks, it's actually warm. I can't remember the last time I wasn't cold. Perth is one of those delusional cities that's in denial about winter. We're blessed with nine months of ridiculous, enviable, glorious weather each year, and we've never accepted that for the remaining three months it is, in fact, bitterly ( Read more... )

Had a rental inspection today. NO GRIPES. IN YOUR FACE, PEDANTIC REAL ESTATE AGENTS AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Anyway, in preparation for the cleaning junket which may or may not have lasted until 3am because I am incapable of sustaining any sort of domesticity for any length of time, I hired out S6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Except when I whacked it on, ( Read more... )

Things got a little heated between two of my detainees yesterday, necessitating my bodily intervention when they started shaping up.

( Cut for language and logic!fail. )

My hospital sit finished early today when the doctors unexpectedly discharged the detainee back into our custody at the remand centre. My Senior Officer kindly gave my wrist a break and cuffed himself to our surprisingly chirpy charge, and he sat between us in the back seat of the unmarked escort car, ( merrily pointing out cars he liked on the freeway. )

I'm such a crap fangirl. You guys KNOW I'm a crap fangirl. So why has no one linked me to this before?

You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com

Stupornatural from Michael DeSanto on Vimeo.

Bad Flisties. BAD.